I don't know how many of you listen to music from the planet Earth, but when I went to Disney with Allana, Kiti, Ani and the Gryphon family I came across a very talented singer. He was in line at Space Mountain and all these women were throwing themselves at him, screaming Brad! Brad! Since I had a similar experience with people following me through the park, I figured he must be an important person, so I struck up a conversation with this gentleman. He was very fascinating, he was what earthlings call a "celebrity" and a "country music superstar". In conversation, he told me of a song he wrote entitled "If I Could Write a Letter to Me". I am going to use the premise of that song to address Barb's question from the blog below.
If I Could Send a Holo to Me...Leia Style
If I could send a holo to me
And send it back in time to myself at 17
First I'd prove it's me by saying how to fix the buns in your hair,
You twirl and twist the hair until it looks like you have two donuts there.
And then I'd say I know it's tough
when stand and watch Alderaan blow up.
And yeah I know that's your home and it just don't seem fair
All I can say is pain like that is fast and it's rare
And oh you got so much going for you going right
But I know at 17 it's hard to see things are alright
You have a bigger purpose
And still you feel like there's no hope left
And you're wondering if you'll survive
You'll make it through this and you'll see
You're still around to send this holo to me.
And right after Alderaan blows up
You are thrown into a detention cell.
And when that cute young man comes to rescue you and you have an urge to kiss
Remember he's your BROTHER and then sucker punch George Lucas!
Each and everytime you fight,
Just assume you're wrong and Han is right
And you should really thank Chewie
He spent so much extra time
It's like he sees the diamond underneath
And is fixin the Falcon till it flies
And oh you got so much going for you going right
But I know at 17 it's hard to see things are alright
You have a bigger purpose
And still you feel like there's no hope left
And you're wondering if you'll survive
You'll make it through this and you'll see
You're still around to send this holo to me.
*dies*
ReplyDeleteNice job!
ReplyDeleteHilarious lol
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